The Beatles - We Can Work It Out

Are we seriously having this conversation again?

Try to see things my way

I am. I just don’t see the appeal.

Do I have to keep on talking ‘til I can’t go on?

Talk all you like, Paul.

We’re not doing anal.

While you see it your way
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone

Emotional blackmail won’t work either.

We can work it out
We can work it out

I just don’t think I’d enjoy it.

Think of what you’re saying
You can get it wrong!

Well… I suppose I was wrong about using handcuffs.

And still you think that’s alright?

Yeah, I bloody love it.

Then think of what I’m saying!

Do we have to try it now though?

We can work it out and get it straight
Or say good night

Fine. I choose the latter.

Life is very short
And there’s no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend

Look, I’ll do it on one condition. You let me put something up your bum first.

I have always thought
That it’s a crime!

We live in Hampstead, Paul.

Not the Middle East.

I will ask you once again
Try to see things my way

Is that lube?!

Only time will tell
If I am right or I am wrong

No way. You’re sleeping on the sofa tonight.

We can work it out
We can work it out

GOOD NIGHT, PAUL.

Olly Murs - Dance With Me Tonight

Can I help you?

My name is Olly, nice to meet you!

Hello, I’m Sharon.

Can I tell you baby
Look around there’s a whole lot of pretty ladies

Yep, that’s why I come here.

But none like you, you shine so bright, yeah

Erm…thanks.

I was wondering if you and me could spend a minute
On the floor up and close getting lost in it?

You know this is a lesbian bar, right?

I won’t give up without a fight

Yeah…good luck with that.

I just wanna, ooh, oh baby
I just want you to dance with me tonight

I’m waiting for someone, sorry.

So come on, ooh, oh baby
I just want you to dance with me tonight

Oh alright, just until she gets here though.

We’re getting sweaty, hot and heavy in the crowd now

This is vile.

Loosen up and let your hands go down

Go down where?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Go with it girl, yeah just close your eyes, yeah

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.

I feel the music moving through your body
Looking at you I can tell you want me

You’re not very perceptive are you, Olly?

Don’t stop keep going till the morning light, yeah

I’m going back to my seat. Thanks for the dance.

When I saw you there
Sitting all alone in the dark acting like you didn’t have a care
I knew right then, that you’d be mine

There’s a Revolution next door, mate. You might have more luck in there.

And we’d be dancing the whole damn night

Can you leave me alone now, please?

Ooh, oh baby, I just want you to dance with me tonight

Look Olly, if you don’t go away I’m going to have to call the bouncer.

So come on, ooh, oh baby
I just want you to dance with me tonight

Fine. I did warn you.

ALISON!

Tulisa - Young

Tulisa, what are you doing out there?


Forgive me for what I have done

Cause I’m young, yeah I’m young


I don’t believe this, are you pissing in my garden again?


I don’t mean to frighten you off

It’s just fun, it’s just fun!

Not for me! I’ll have to bleach the patio now!


We live on the edge of life

We don’t even compromise



How much Bacardi have you… NO, DON’T COME BACK INSIDE!



We rush because we’re out of time

Don’t rush, just finish what you’re doing alright?

Forgive me for what I have done

Why didn’t you use the toilet like everyone else?

Cause we’re young, we’re young, we’re young



You’re 23!



I make mistakes that I learn from



Good. I can’t deal with this every weekend.

Are you finished?



I’m sorry, I’m not even done



Well hurry up.



I scream at the top of my lungs

IT’S JUST FUN! IT’S JUST FUN!


Keep it down! You’ll wake the neighbours!



Forgive me for what I have done
Cause we’re young, we’re young, we’re young


And you wonder why you’re single…

Alexandra Burke - Elephant

Hello Alexandra! We weren’t expecting you?

How you doing? How was your day?

Great thanks!

Small talk, small talk, you wanna play?

Oh, I didn’t realise you were here for a serious chat?

You’re getting further, further away
No kiss? No hug? Just blank?

Ah. You noticed.

I just can’t figure out
How it all turned upside down

Well I’ve been busy with work and…

When I look at you right now
It’s strange

Why?

‘cause I know something’s going on
That’s going on with you

Oh dear. Is it that obvious?

I think you should tell me

I want to, but I’m not sure how to put it.

You’ve got nothing left to lose

Fine.

We’ve all been avoiding you.

Ah, there’s an elephant standing in the room

It’s nothing to do with your weight.

It’s because you dress like a blind hooker.

Ah, though we’re all alone
It’s not just me and you

No, Steve is hiding in the kitchen and he thinks so too.

You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it?

Sure. Come through and take a seat.

There’s an elephant in the room?
Oh you wanna, wanna explain?

We’re just a bit embarrassed by your wardrobe choices, Alexandra.

Well your talk is cheap cheap just say

Not as cheap as those leotards you insist on wearing.

You say you’re sorry! Say you’re to blame!

You’re right, I’m sorry. That was a bit uncalled for.

And you’re promising you swear you’ll change?

It’s you who needs to change, darling.

I know something going on
That’s going on with you

Well…there is something else…

I think you should tell me
You’ve got nothing left to lose

You’re not invited to our wedding.

Ah! There’s an elephant standing in the room!

It’s not your size. It’s all that polyester.

You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it?

There’s no point, we’ve sent out the invitations.

It’s crushing me!
There’s no room to breathe!

Don’t be dramatic.

Got me backed against the wall back there!

Oh god, sit down Alexandra! Take some deep breaths!

And I just can’t see,
‘cause it’s blinding me
Coming closer, I can’t relax

Look, I’ll put the kettle on and make you a cup of tea.

You wanna talk, you wanna talk about it?

Sure. Would you like a sandwich?

There’s an elephant in the room.

I’ll make you a salad.

Lionel Richie - Dancing On The Ceiling

The taxi will be here in five minutes, Lionel.

Man, what in the world is happening
Down at the end of the hall?

Isn’t that where those drug dealers live?

I don’t have a clue.
Let’s check this thing out!

I’m not sure that’s a good idea. You can’t just walk in… OH MY GOD, LIONEL…

What is happening here?
Something’s going on that’s not quite clear

Erm…Hello! Sorry about my friend, he’s a bit drunk.

Somebody turn on the lights
We’re gonna have a party

I don’t think they want the lights on. I don’t think they want you to sit down either.

It’s starting tonight

No, don’t let my friend smoke that. He doesn’t handle it very well.

Oh, what a feeling
When we’re dancing on the ceiling

See what I mean?

The room is hot and that’s good

PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON, LIONEL.

Some of my friends came by from the neighbourhood
The people startin’ a climb the walls
Ooh it looks like everybody is having a ball

Sorry about this. He’s going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.

Everybody start to lose control
When the music is right

Don’t touch the stereo, Lionel. It’s not that kind of party.

If you see somebody hangin’ around
Don’t get uptight

Leave the tattooed man alone. He doesn’t want to dance.

Don’t hold back ‘cause ain’t no use
Hard to keep your feet on the ground
‘Cause when we like to party
We only want to get down

Great moves, Lionel. But I think we’ve outstayed our welcome.

Say what?

I think we should go.

Can’t stop now
Just getting started

Tough. We’re leaving.

Everybody clap your hands!
Come on everybody, let’s dance!

Just ignore him, we’ll be off now. Thanks for the hospitality.

Baby baby, we gonna dance all night
Till the broad daylight
Keep on movin’, keep on groovin’

Get in the taxi, Lionel.

Oh yeah
Oh, what a feeling
When we’re dancing on the ceiling

You’re a complete liability sometimes.

Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart

Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love

Cheryl, that curry has really disagreed with me. Can you drive?

Too much of anything can make you sick
Even the good can be a curse (curse)

I know, I shouldn’t have ordered the madras.

Makes it hard to know which road to go down

Take the dual carriageway.

Knowing too much can get you hurt
Is it better, is it worse?

Since ten seconds ago? Worse. Obviously.

Are we sitting in reverse?

What the fuck? Do you even know how to drive, Cheryl?

It’s just like we’re going backwards

That’s generally what happens when reversing.

I know where I want this to go

Knowing isn’t enough, Cheryl. Put it into first.

Driving fast but let’s go slow
What I don’t wanna do is crash, no

I’m not asking you to break the speed limit. Just hurry up.

Just know that you’re not in this thing alone
There’s always a place in me you can call home

Thanks, I appreciate the support.

Whenever you feel like we’re growing apart
Let’s just go back, back, back, back
Back to the start. Oh

Oh for God’s sake Cheryl, now is NOT the time to discuss our marital problems.

Anything that’s worth having
Is sure enough, worth fighting for
Quitting’s out of the question
When it gets tough
Gotta fight some more

Yes, I remember the counselling sessions. Can we just get home? Please.

We’ve gotta fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight for this love
If it’s worth having
It’s worth fighting for. Oh.

CHERYL.

Now everyday ain’t gonn’ be no picnic
Love ain’t a walk in the park

I think you’re going to have to pull over.

All you can do is make the best of it now

There is NOTHING about this situation I can make the best of.

Can’t be afraid of the dark

It’s not the dark Cheryl, it’s the fear of sharting all over these leather seats.

I don’t know where we’re heading

Take a left after these lights.

I’m willing and ready to go

NOT YET. The lights are still red.

We’ve been driving so fast
We just need to slow down

You’ve been 10mph under the speed limit the whole way, do NOT slow down.

And just roll.. On…

PUT THE HANDBRAKE ON. Honestly, I’m never letting you drive again.

We’ve gotta fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight for this love

Yes, I know we do darling but…

We’ve gotta fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight for this love

Oh god…oh god…

We’ve gotta fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight for this love

…

If it’s worth having
It’s worth fighting for. Oh.

I’m so sorry, Cheryl. I promise I will pay for the damage.